I can’t understand the hoopla surrounding Segway. (It ranked as the most desired Christmas present.) Last year, it was the scooter that held the reigns during the dotcom heydays. During my New York trip last year, I forked out $20 for a scooter and that’s probably the last time I touched it. It’s lying cobwebbed at my house. Now what use could a spruced up , over-hyped, $1000 scooter be ?! Beats me.